Take the most terrible monster you can think of. Preserve it in peat and mud for ages, let its bones slowly rot, its eyes melt into their sockets. Then have it crawl out of that mess, and here you have your peat mummy, a vicious creature of pure malice that can send the most adventurous of ye' back into your scrawny holes.

Then take that mummy and make some impossible demon brust open and grow out of its back, and form four gigantic fleshy legs which it uses to drag around said mummy. Absolutely dreadful. No one should have to face such a thing.

Aren't I a lucky fellow?

想一想你能想到的最可怕的怪物。把它埋在泥炭和泥巴里发酵数个世代，让它的骨头慢慢地腐朽，眼睛融入眼眶。然后再让它从这种恶心的鬼地方中爬出来，你就得到了你的泥炭木乃伊，一种纯粹恶意的邪恶生物，可以把最资深的冒险家送进坟墓不知道该怎么翻译了。

然后再想象这个木乃伊，现在有一种你想象不到的恶魔从它的背部钻出并逐渐生长，变成四条肌肉发达的腿拖拽这只木乃伊前进。实在是太可怕了。没有人该面对这样一个怪物。

那我怎么就这么“幸运”呢？

字还写的挺工整