用来填充书架的一个仪器，往打字机添加8张纸右击几下后可得到一本英语的书。是由很多的English word拼凑而成，总之非常费纸。作者肯定没做好汉化
打出来的书都遵循同一种故事格式，只是更改了故事中的人名、地名等元素。具体都是讲了某地的人很热心，此地某人从某怪物手中拯救了另外一个人
以下是一本书的示例（回车表示分页）：
书名：Dark Wheat
Rooted into the plains lies a enormous cottage named Lakos. Lakos is known as the castle on the valley to those near by. Lakos has extravagant stores, a top notch carpenter and a welcoming community center. The local carpenter is always far away to help those in need.
Each evening, carpenter Kokua would walk to the top of the steeple and eat a potato. Looking to the horizon with his weapon drawn, he whispered his mantra. A fast rain blew around his hair and he opened his eyes. He could see a plume of smoke nearly on the desert.
The carpenter feared for the distant castle. He decided he would communicate his curiosity to the residents in Lakos. He asked that they make any supplies they could share and he would make a adventure to the nearby castle and try to investigate.
Now close to a full week of running, Kokua could look out on to the final valley and over to the castle. This was more than a troubled castle, this was a party. There was a monstrous creature just on the outskirts of the castle making it smolder.
Kokua tried to spot if everything was safe but it was too foggy to see. Kokua wanted to get closer to search the area. If the creature were to see him, he would get attacked and beaten. But he could not take the chance of leaving somone.
As Kokua closed in on the damaged castle, he could hear a person hiding. He ran in to attempt to rescue him. He was locked under some rubble. Kokua pried the door in and inquired if there was anyone left. He said him name was Derdea. It was time to go.
Kokua and Derdea got away from the broken cave, determined to get away to the outside. The creature had woke up and seen them. It was a zombie! The zombie snarled at them to try to hurt them. Kokua, determined to defend Derdea, drew a big axe and jumped at the zombie.
Just as the zombie tried to eat Kokua, he sunk his knife deep into the zombies' neck, scaring it away. Derdea was shocked at the size of the beast. Kokua yelled to Derdea and looked at him, reminding him that the bomb is diffused. They could adventure to Lakos now.
